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Sunday School
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"
I asked them again. Again, they all answered, "NO!"
I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out,
"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD"
Tragedy, sadness, loneliness and despair taught me that life is really a beautiful thing; if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to recognize that anything was wrong - Lynn in Virginia
JoAnn (01-22-2009), KawaiiGiggle (05-07-2009), Margaret K (01-24-2009), Niddi (01-23-2009), r0nsterrrz (01-25-2009), Tarrien (01-22-2009)
Re: Sunday School
A little joker in your the blood ? too funny you are.
JoAnn
"Joy is not in things. It is in us"
Re: Sunday School
A few of the guys at work have nicknamed me April...as in April fools
Tragedy, sadness, loneliness and despair taught me that life is really a beautiful thing; if it wasn't I wouldn't be able to recognize that anything was wrong - Lynn in Virginia
Re: Sunday School
I had a good laugh from this
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